March 2012
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I still think that ones of the worst mistakes that I ever made was applying lip gloss before I went on a carnival ride. To this day, I’m always reminded of the incident whenever I apply any lip product
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February 2012
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Pandora Is No Perfect "Vegan"
A few months ago, I stopped classifying my nutrition lifestyle. I’m healthy, that’s all I’m sure of.
Six years ago I gave up eating red meat. Then, four years later I gave up meat entirely, but left seafood in my diet. What’s ironic is that these were some of my more unhealthy years. I gave myself the excuse that since I was a pescetarian, I was allowed to cheese...
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I’m no longer impressed with extreme couponing. Mostly because it turns people into hoarders of cat food, hot sauce, and processed foods.
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In order to make sure I consume the daily amount of fruits and vegetables needed, I munch in random locations. This is not limited to the car while I’m driving— which is more “normal”—or the shower.
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It took me until I was twenty-one to pick up anything Hemingway and now I have become one of the obsessed. Catherine and Lieutenant Henry are my new “it couple” of the literary world. Their sappy and childish love is enthralling. Seriously, why anyone would want to be anything other than a literature and writing major is beyond me.
My study spot that’s normally quiet on any other given day has now turned into a room full of immense chatter and I want nothing to do with it. I’m fueled by fruit, coffee, four hours of sleeping and an intense yoga session.
Don’t make me irritated. It took me longer than normal this morning to find my zen. Wrath will descend upon anyone who disturbs me.
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Sometimes I want, I wonder, I think
Sometimes I want to drink two cups of coffee instead of one.
Sometimes I think it’s a better idea if I let you call me first.
Sometimes I wonder if that’s what I’m really seeing or if I’m not seeing it at all.
Sometimes I think I should change my name to something more distinguished.
Sometimes I want to be Princess Lady Lemonade.
Sometimes I think I would...
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Woah.
Flo Rida’s name is derived from his home state of Florida?!
HOW DID I JUST REALIZE THIS?
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This whole being “sickish” thing resulted in a three hour nap. It’s a good thing I remembered seeing Britney Spears’ Femme Fatale tour on Netflix.
Welcome to my night.
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I woke up exhausted. I grudgingly made it through work— exhausted. Came home and took an exhausted thirty minute nap. I’m exhaustedly disoriented and have lost the ability to think straight. With my face creased with pillow lines and body convulsing uncontrollably with chills, Kell suggested a fever.
Ugh.
Screw the Oscars. It’s date night with me, my bed, and Hemingway.
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It was a crazy Saturday night.
I drank half a bottle of wine and watched documentaries about North Korea and The New York Times.
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Distracted thoughts.
They’re everywhere. I’ve been at these papers all morning and I’m nearly positive that I’ll finish at least one before tonight. I’m writing a summary. It should be easy. While it is, it’s just not stimulating. Therefore, I’m getting cabin fever.
It’s too early for wine. I’ve had too much green tea so coffee it is....
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Tomorrow, things are getting serious. It’s going to be cray.
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I successfully obtained egg flower soup today at the expense of gathering Kung Pow Tofu, Veggie Chow Mein, and brown rice in the process.
Initially, I had just wanted the soup, but the lady who took my takeout order insisted that I go with the lunch special for a better deal. Even though I really just had my heart set on the soup, I compiled and ordered the special.
Now, there’s Chinese...
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I have been overcome with the incredible urge for some egg drop soup. However, it’s that awkward time where I have class in twenty minutes and knowing that when I get out at 8:15 I’ll be left with limited options. Still, that desire is there.
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Kell and I are being berry smoothie twins while I unleash my newest form of procrastination: Sassy 2012 Playlist. I’m scouring the lineup and listening to snippets of bands. Then if I like what I hear, the entire album is downloaded and into the playlist it goes.
I will be prepared.
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I’m rewatching the video of Bon Iver’s dueling piano session and now I keep fast forwarding myself to May. Just imagine me in a crowd of thousands, tearing up to the sounds of Justin Vernon. I may or may not have tequila breath.
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In Which Pandora's Apparently a Victim of Cradle...
Alaska and I wanted to make Shawshank Redemption night super classy, so we adventured to the grocery store to pick out a few bottles of Cook’s— one step above Andres is still classy, folks.
The checker was smiley. She asked Alaska if he was twenty-one. He pulled out his ID and handed it to her. When her eyes glanced over his age she gave him the surprising exclamation of...
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True Life: Pandora Didn't Know Chris Christie was...
No, really.
I do like politics, quite a bit, but have taken a step back from them the last two years in order to keep my sanity. I listen and pay attention to enough to be up to date on current events and I remember the names of politicians that circle the news. I just don’t watch television very often or read Huffington Post how I used to. Mostly it’s just NPR when I’m...
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Sometimes I wonder if green is really my favorite color. Sometimes I wonder why my feet turn blue. Sometimes I wonder if kneecaps have a reason for being knobby. Sometimes I wonder if it’s better to order gin. Sometimes I wonder if it’s pollen that makes you sneeze. Sometimes I wonder why you went to church last Sunday, but proceeded to skip the next. Sometimes I wonder if...
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Conceptual writing. Yeah, I could get into that.
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Our condo is terrible at keeping heat which mostly means that I constantly flow tea through my body.
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This paper.
It must be edited and finished.
Too many self inflicted distractions and too many desires of not wanting to do anything. It’s going to be a long night. Just you wait for the 3am posts.
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I woke up feeling disgusting and unwillingly to leave my bed. Alaska texted me which was the start of things getting better. Now, Lacie and I are having a conversation about yoga and personal motivation. She’s making me feel more capable.
This funk has got to go. I know it’s because I’ve laxed on the gym. The world just seems to have more balance when I’m on my game....
Lesson learned: No more burritos at 9pm. I feel like dry heaving it all up.
Ugh.
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Kell has offered me a proposal (mostly for her own amusement). I am to make up an entire interpretive dance to Kanye and Jay-Z’s “Niggas in Paris.” What’s at stake? A box of Girl Scout cookies. Even though I’ve sworn off the hard stuff, I might have to make exception because I can’t resist the competition.
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I’d make for a terrible celebrity.
I eat plain oatmeal with dollop of peanut butter stirred in and wash it down with a cup of black coffee. One of my favorite and easiest meals to prepare is steamed brown rice and black beans with lime drizzle. All microwaved approved.
I call getting crazy two glasses of wine.
Yep. You won’t see me on TMZ anytime soon.
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Bangs?
Guys.
What if I got bangs. Would that be cool, guys?
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Alaska and I had a lazy Saturday. He came over around nine to pick me up so we could run some errands. We dropped off my overdue book of 3 months at the library. Then it was omelette time for me and country friend steak time for him. I got to mail some letters and finally spotted a girl scout selling her goods.
A box of Samoas are now mine.
A box of Samoas will be gone in about twenty...
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What is a sandwich without sprouts and avocados? I’m serious. Humor me here because in my mind, the correct answer is NOTHING.
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